Xanga.

Xanga was so before its time. I was a wayyy better xanga-er than I am blogspotter. I decided to see if I could still tap into that account today..turns out its not really high security around those parts and I cracked the code.

Here are a few nuggets of knowledge from Collyn Cody: young college girl.

-Yesterday Caity mouthed off to me and I pushed her down...on the ground..in the leaves...it was really funny because she had a heavy back pack on and she couldnt get up. Santa is probably gonna take one of my presents away for that but I dont care, it was worth it.

-"You come out here when your ready to see the rose in the vase, not the dust on the table."- Matthew McConaughey's mother (stalker much?)

-People in our grade getting married...what?! I dont even have a major...or a boyfriend...or knobs on my dresser...am i behind or something?

-So mom says the other day that she is worried about me turning out like my grandma's sister. yeah so my grandma's sister is obese.Been working out so when you see me act like you can tell please. thanks.

-I got in a fight with the UPS box thing. I tried to put a package in that was too big and it tried to eat it. Needless to say it got stuck halfway through and the only thing i had to help me get it out was a snorkel. go figure. so here i am on campus with a snorkel trying to break open a UPS drop off box. I win.

-When people say "im so tired its not even funny" or my head hurts so bad its not even funny", why would that even be funny in the first place?

-I think I killed my metabolism. Or maybe I never had one. Either way its not working and thats not fair.

-Question of the day: do you believe in love at first sight?
My answer: absolutely not. I think maybe lust.. but as far as love goes..thats pushing it. An instant attraction, instant chemistry.. okay.. but love? no thank you. I mean I can love your sneakers.. I can love your hair do.. but I cant love your insides by only seeing the outside you see

The irony of the situation is jumping out at me like a stripper in a birthday cake. (that was completely unecessary but i made it up just right now so im using it)

"Just because you like to lead doesnt mean he likes to dance. Some traditions are born of nature and last through time for a reason."

So SAE jungle tonight.. Dont know if Im gonna be able to hobble in there to be miserable. We'll see. My brother seems to think I can incorporate it into my costume. "Get a pimp cane" "You could be like.. an old army veteran that got shot up...Captain Dan.. get a wheelchair, that would be badass!!" Gotta love him.

Things that are difficult to say when you're drunk.
a) Innovative
b) Preliminary
c) Proliferation
d) Cinnamon

I was such an angsty 18-20 year old.