I think I will make Tuesday a day for top ten lists.
Today: Top Ten Yo' Mama Jokes (in no particular order)...because those never got old right?
1. Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.
2. Yo mama so short she models for trophys.
3. Yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid!
4. Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up.
5. Yo mama so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower.
6. Yo mama so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
7. Yo mama head so big she has to step into her shirts.
8. Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway.
9. Yo mama hair so short she curls it with rice.
10.Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon.
Why, America?
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